Real questions asked by layers during a trial

Yesterday, a friend of mine mailed me a list of mistakes and silly questions made by lawers during a trial to witnesses. I found it very funny so I'll put them on my blog.

1.- “Doctor, it isn't true that if a person dies while he is sleeping, he doesn't realize until the next morning?”

2.- "The youngest boy, the one that has twenty years old, how old is him?”

3.- "Where you present when they take you a photo?"

4.- "You were alone or you were the only person?”

5.- It was you or your brother who died at war?”

6.- "He, he killed you?”

7.- "What was the distance between the two cars at the moment of the collision?”

8.- “Were you present until you went out?”

9.- "¿How many times have you committed suicide?"

10.- Q: "So the date of the birth of your son was the 8 of August of 1984?"
A: "Yes"
Q: "”And, what were you doing at that moment?”

11.- Q: "She had three sons, did she?"
A: "Yes"
Q: "How many were male?"
A: "None"
Q: "There were any female?"

12.- Q: "You said that the stairs went down to the cellar, didn't you?"
A: "Yes"
Q: "And those stairs, went also up?"

13.- "Q: Mr.Slatery, where did you go for your honeymoon?"
A: "I went to Europe."
Q: "Did you go with your wife?"

14.- Q: "How did your first marriage ended?”
A: "By death"
Q: "For the death of who?”

15.- Q: "Could you describe the subject?"
A: "He was middle sized and had a beard"
Q: "He was a male or a female?"

16.- Q: "Doctor, how many of your autopsies were done to dead people?"
A: "All my autopsies were done to dead people."

17.- Q: "All your answers must be verbal, ¿OK? ? At what school did you go.?"
A: "Verbal"

18.- Q: " Do you remember at what hour did you examinate the corpse?"
A: "The autopsy started by the 8:30 p.m."
Q: "Mr. Dennington was dead in that moment?"
A: "No,he was sitting on the table asking me why I was doing him an autopsy."

19.- Q: "Are you capable of providing an orine sample?"
A: "I've been capable since my most tender childhood."

20.- Q: "Doctor, before doing the autopsy,did you take his pulse?”
A: “No” Q: "Did you check the blood pressure?"
A: "No"
Q: "Did you verify if he was breathing?"
A: "No"
Q: "Then, it couldn't be possible that the patient was alive when you started the autopsy?”
A: "No"
Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
A: "Because his brain was on my table, inside a jar."
Q: "But, the patient couldn't be alive nevertheless?"
A: "It is possible that he could be alive and working as a lawer somewhere.”